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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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