found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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