i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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