Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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