I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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