What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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