marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
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I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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