Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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