Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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