Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
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they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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