Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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