I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I am available for nakedness
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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