They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
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I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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