ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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