You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
