I wish I could teleport
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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