New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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