YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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