We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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