I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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