It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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