Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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