if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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