WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I think weed is turning my hair brown
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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