My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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