My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You were trust falling into bushes
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