we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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