I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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