porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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