i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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