wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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