HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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