I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
handjob tips. give me some.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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