i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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