what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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