Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
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Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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