I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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