So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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