How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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