Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Someone shattered a urinal.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
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She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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