ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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