At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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