Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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