you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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