She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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