The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
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last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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