I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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