she was so not down for the gang bang
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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