I could have mohawked her pubes.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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