I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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