What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Pants are for mortals
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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