Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
why is half of my head shaved?
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