I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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