She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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