I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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