smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Green mimosas i think yes
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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