She said her name was "party"
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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