I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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